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Tinylarp

$TINYLARP

Tinylarp: a pygmy hippo wearing diamond sunglasses and an iced-out TINYLARP chain, inside a chrome coin badge
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Smallest hippo. Heaviest chain. Nothing but vibes and volume.

The archive

Memories of Tinylarp

Six documented incidents. None verified, all real to us.

  • Tinylarp the iced-out hippo driving a red Ferrari convertible down a wet Miami street at night01 · Ocean Drive · 3:14 AM

    The Rental Was In His Name

    Rain-slick asphalt, palm trees smearing past, a Spider he definitely did not insure. He told the valet it was a business expense.

  • Tinylarp in a Miami nightclub booth surrounded by champagne bottles and partygoers under a pink neon Miami sign02 · VIP Booth 7

    Bottle Service For One Hippo

    Nine bottles of Dom, one sparkler, zero conversation. The neon said Miami. The tab said liquidation.

  • Tinylarp sitting at a blackjack table in a luxury casino with stacks of chips and a whisky glass03 · High Roller Lounge

    Doubled Down On A Soft 17

    The dealer asked him to leave. He asked the dealer for another marker. Both got what they wanted.

  • Tinylarp standing in the Oval Office next to a presentation board showing the TINYLARP price chart04 · The Oval Office

    Briefing The Administration

    Brought his own chart on an easel. Market cap on the left, holders on the right, no roadmap anywhere in sight.

  • Tinylarp on a private jet with a laptop and a phone showing the TINYLARP chart up 23 percent05 · 41,000 ft

    Trading From The Cabin

    Laptop open, phone green, whisky neat. He calls it research. The chart calls it inevitability.

  • Tinylarp teeing off on a golf course with a TINYLARP branded golf bag while men in polos watch06 · Members Only

    Nobody Checked The Handicap

    Custom TINYLARP bag, champagne foursome, one swing nobody in the clubhouse has recovered from.

Interrogation

Q&A

Everything people keep asking the hippo.

  • 01What is Tinylarp?

    The smallest hippo with the heaviest chain. $TINYLARP is a community meme coin built around one very committed pygmy hippo living a Miami life he absolutely cannot afford.

  • 02How do I buy $TINYLARP?

    Get a Solana wallet, fund it with SOL, then hit the Buy $TINYLARP button and swap on Pump.fun. Always double-check the contract address against the one posted on our X account.

  • 03Is there a utility or a roadmap?

    No. There is a hippo, a chain, and a chart. Anyone promising you quarterly deliverables for a hippo is larping harder than Tinylarp.

  • 04Who runs the project?

    The community. There is no corporate structure, no boardroom, no committee — just holders posting the hippo until everyone knows the hippo.

  • 05Are the memories real?

    Every single one is real to us. Legally speaking, they are unverified. Emotionally speaking, he really did double down on a soft 17.

  • 06Can I lose money on this?

    Yes. Meme coins are extremely volatile and can go to zero. Only spend what you are completely fine watching evaporate. Nothing here is financial advice.

Get on the chain

$TINYLARP has no utility, no roadmap and no plans to get either. Just a very small hippo living very large.

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